We had just enough time to visit "Holy Mountain," from where you could see the border of Cameroon. The bellhop at the resort incidentally doubled as our tour guide. He promised, "20 minutes there. 16 minutes to take pictures and 20 minutes back." What if we want 17 minutes to take pictures?
So we all hopped in the car with the bellhop riding shotgun. He led us up a road that was more grass than anything else, and after a short, slow drive we arrived at the top of Holy Mountain. (When asked what made the mountain holy, the bellhop answered that when the Germans invaded during WWII, the villagers were saved in that spot. We were all fairly certain the Germans never occupied Nigeria; I checked Wikipedia (which is always right): they didn't.) But we were as high as the clouds, and watching them roll in and out felt like 16 minutes in heaven. The cloud cover was actually too thick to see the border of Cameroon, but we were able to look down on a gorgeous waterfall, Cataract Falls.
|On top of Holy Mountain|
I'm not sure if it was originally his idea, but the bellhop suggested that if we stand in a certain spot and jump it would appear in a photograph as though we were moving from one mountain to another. This inspired much silly jumping and even more giggling. It also resulted in some hilarious pictures, which I include here gratuitously.
|A belly shot, no less.|
After returning the bellhop to the resort, we started the long drive home. Along the way we passed fruit stand after fruit stand, where we stopped to buy mangoes and oranges and papayas for 1/10th the price we'd pay in Abuja.
We eventually reached the edge of the city, but unfortunately we did so with a thousand other cars at the same time. The traffic was so bad it took an extra two hours to actually get into town, during which all six of us almost drowned we had to pee so bad. Joey almost strangled me when I told him I'd kill him if he stopped the car to pee by the side of the road (I'm sorry, I don't have that luxury. I have to wait an extra five minutes to pee because you can't hold it? I don't think so). After this lady-like litany, O. handed Joey an empty bottle of water. The laughter made it hurt even more.
We reached the restaurant in Abuja and were finally able to "ease" ourselves (as they say here). Our trip was over, but the memories and friendships we built will last a lifetime.
Click here for the link to all of my pictures from the trip.