I got an unexpected email at work a few weeks ago:
Subject: Security Alert ****Cobra
Hello
Please it was reported this morning that a cobra was located at the pent house of this building. I am working with the Post Occupational Safety and Health Officer on the best way to resolve this.
Please keep all windows locked; please ensure as you enter the office that the main entry door is locked and nothing is following you behind!
Please be vigilant until this serpent is captured or killed.
Regards
Isn't that fabulous? The best part: we never got a follow-up. For all I know, the serpent is still at large. Lovely.
