Our friend here recently got in a fender-bender (he's okay). Car accidents here are usually accompanied by a rushing of people to the car, and our friend's accident was no exception. He said at least twenty people materialized and surrounded his vehicle, banging on the windows and pulling on the handles. Then, all of a sudden, some random Nigerian knocked on the window and yelled, "Do you know Joe Cordaro?"
Our friend answered that he did know Joe Cordaro, to which the Nigerian indignantly replied, "He would not be acting like this!"
Joey can't think of whom would be involved in the post-crash riot, but our friend has already been enjoying himself quite a bit poking fun at Joey's newfound celebrity, sending texts like, "WWJD."
You can't make this shit up...