an even better article

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news-update/40357-panic-in-rivers-as-beggar-%E2%80%98steals%E2%80%99-four-men%E2%80%99s-genitals.html

Yes.  The article is about missing genitals.  Please read the whole thing.  Thank you this is my life.